07.31.07

The Austins: Simpsonized

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:42 by Trey Austin

Some of you may have seen that commercial for Burger King and the Simpsons movie the talks about changing regular people into crummy, two-dimensional people. Well, i did it. Here’s what we all look like Simpsonized. Tell me how close you think they got it (you have to refine the pictures, and i got it as close as i could).

Simpsonized

07.30.07

From What I Hear, There’s Danger in the Camp

Posted in Uncategorized at 21:15 by Trey Austin

Jon Barlow, a good friend of a couple of ministers in my presbytery while they were in seminary in St. Louis, brings to our attention a “nebulous” danger that we should all be aware of. I’m very glad that Barlow devoted some of his time on the “farm” to tell us all about this, because i don’t think that the original book was sufficiently popular to warn everyone about the danger that exists. Here’s all you need to know, from Barlow:

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BTW, an interesting side note: John Otis, the author of the book Danger in the Camp that Jon Barlow sarcastically promotes in his little clip, left the PCA back in the 80s for the RPCUS (Covenant Presbytery)—Joe Morecraft’s Church—but what is interesting is that he was a member of Westminster Presbytery (PCA), my own presbytery, when he left. Even more interesting is that his charge in Westminster Presbytery was the congregation that i currently pastor. In fact, there are only two other pastors between his tenure as pastor and my tenure as pastor. He left the congregation here and went directly into the RPCUS. Apparently, there was danger in the camp back then, as well.

07.26.07

Roman Christian or Antichristian?

Posted in The Church at 23:04 by Trey Austin

In the comments section of the post on the Pope not being “Catholic,” there has been some question on the issue that the original WCF and several of the Reformers call the Pope the Antichrist. These are good questions on this issue, so let me say a few things in answer to these objections:

First, i have not, and never have, sworn to uphold any version of the Westminster Confession that calls the Pope the Antichrist. Neither the ARP Church (a presbytery of which ordained me), nor the PCA Church (a presbytery of which currently holds my credentials) include the phrase in its version of the WCF. If they did, i would take exception to that point (though, thankfully, i don’t have to), but not because i think the Roman Church is so wonderful (anyone who would try and impute that view to me is nothing less than neglegently ignorant, or just plain can’t read English), but rather because i don’t believe that it is the place of any Confession, least of all the WCF, to lock ministers into a particular understanding of eschatology. So, while i readily admit that there are some statements in various Confessions that refer to the Pope as the Antichrist, and there are some statements in Reformers that speak similarly, i am free to disagree with any of those, as any other manmade statements that are apt to err, especially since i have not agreed to support or teach such a view. However, there is also good support in other Confessional and Church statements for the view that holds Roman baptism as valid Christian baptism, which implicitly holds the Roman Church is still, in some sense, a member of the visible Church. For example, the Canons of the Synod of Dordt, specifically forbids the repetition of baptism for those who have received Roman baptism. Likewise, the Synod of the Reformed Church of France, in 1581—long after the Council of Trent made its terrible statements—also affirmed that the Roman Church and Roman clergy had the authority and ability to baptize in Christ’s place (though it did specifically exclude monks from such authority for lack of proper sanction).

Second, the decision of the General Assembly of 1845 (Old School)—leaving aside the issue of the schism of the Church at that time, which means that it could not speak with a unified voice, and for such a decision to be binding, it would have had to be reaffirmed after reunion—as far as i know, was not or has not been ratified in the ARP or the PCA. Even if it were in the PCA (which it has not been), it would not have been in the ARP Church, which ordained me, and the views of which i am more apt to uphold, and i have been honest in this regard with my own presbytery (PCA) of original jurisdicion (e.g., my view that images of Christ are not inherently idolatrous, though i deny that they may lawfully be used in any form of worship; and my view that woman may and should be elected as deaconesses in Christ’s Church, as per Scripture’s teaching in 1 Timothy 3). Dr. Thornwell, as gifted a pastor and professor he was (incidentally, the Church that Thornwell co-pastored for many years is now an ARP Church: First Presbyterian Church, Columbia, SC), he was wrong about his protestations about the Roman Church, Roman baptism, and Roman clergy. Thornwell’s assertions have not gone unanswered; Dr. Hodge answered them astutely in his essay (indeed, Thornwell’s arguments were no different from the assertions of the findings of the decision of the OSGA, and Hodge answered them clearly in the Princeton Review). All the objections levied against viewing the Roman Church in any sense as part of the visible Church Catholic, Dr. Hodge addressed them adroitly. As Dr. Hodge said, it is a matter of definition. So long as you admit of false professors to be members of the visible Church Catholic, then there is no reason to exclude Roman Christians, many of whom, i am willing to admit, are indeed false professors of Christ and the true religion—but they are professors nonetheless. The only other option is to have a Baptist ecclesiology, which holds that only the truly regenerate are truly members of the Church in any sense. This i deny, and so the conclusion that Hodge advocates seems to me to flow from the principle of the visible Church’s mixed character.

Third, even as Hodge argued, and as the Reformers implicitly affirmed as well, there is a distinction between the Roman Church considered as a system of religion, which has, to say the least, departed from what Scripture teaches about many things, and the Roman Church considered as the people who profess faith in Christ who happen to be under the oversight and dominion of the Papal system. Anyone who has studied logic will know what i mean when i speak of the fallacy of composition (or, as in this case, decomposition, which is the mirror image of the fallacy of composition). It is the fallacious argument that what is true of the whole, or of an entity considered as a whole must necessarily be true of the parts. I may be able to say that the the Roman Church considered as the system of the papacy is unfaithful and has apostatized to a certain extent, but it is not necessarily the case that the Roman Church considered as the sum total of its members is similarly unfaithful and apostate—indeed, such an argument is inherently fallacious. But beyond the logic of the thing, just consider the way Jehovah and all of the prophets treated Israel and Judah under the Old Administration. When Israel was divided from Judah and officially codified idolatrous and anti-biblical worship, did Jehovah immediately brush it aside and say that it was no more in Covenant with him and no more to be considered part of the visible Church? Not at all. Quite to the contrary, the prophets who went to preach to Israel preached (even as the mouthpieces for Jehovah’s messages) to it as part of the visible Church that was being unfaithful to God and what he called them to be and to do. Their circumcision was a valid circumcision regardless of their idolatrous ways, and their Covenant obligations were not rendered void by their unfaithfulness, but they were rendered even *MORE* answerable and guilty precisely because of what they were sinning against—which, incidentally, could not have been true if they were not members of God’s visible Covenant people.

If you haven’t read it yet, do read Hodge’s essay where he takes the affirmative position on the question of Rome being part of the visible Church, and also the essay in which he similarly argues that Roman clergy are lawfully ordained ministers of the Gospel. Hodge’s statements speak for themselves, and they are quite compelling, which is why i hold to them—not to mention the fact that his view is the same view that Calvin, Knox, Luther, Bullinger, Cranmer, Zwingli, Witsius, a Brackel, Ursinus, and many, many other Reformers and post-Reformation divines held. To borrow an argument used so prevalently these days, “How could they have *ALL* been wrong?” It may be possible that they could have been all wrong, but i have read nothing that has convinced me that they were. They would never have violated the principles upon which Amos could preach to Samarian citizens as violaters of God’s Covenant rather than aliens to it, and i don’t intend on being so obviously unbiblical either. My suspicion is, though, that Thornwell’s unhistorically Reformed views on lots of things, not the least of which was his view of Covenant Children, also informed his view of the Church. He may have been, in certain respects, an Old School theologian, but his overall ecclesiology was so obviously closer to that of Baptists than that of the Reformers that it is hard to deny that the influence of New School theology and revivalism had an effect on him or his view of the Church. I’ll stick with the *REAL* Reformers and their view on this until God’s Word convinces me otherwise.

07.25.07

I’m Superman!

Posted in Uncategorized at 14:02 by Trey Austin

Well, if you haven’t seen it, there is a quiz to let you know which superhero you are most like. I took it, and here are the results. I fancy myself more of a Green Lantern than a Superman, but that was a close second. :-)

Your results:
You are Superman

Superman
60%
Green Lantern
50%
Iron Man
50%
Spider-Man
40%
The Flash
40%
Wonder Woman
35%
Robin
35%
Supergirl
30%
Hulk
30%
Batman
15%
Catwoman
10%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

07.24.07

Is the Pope *REALLY* Catholic?

Posted in Pet Peeves, The Church at 21:07 by Trey Austin

I’m sure you’ve at least heard about the Pope’s recent statement reaffirming Roman primacy and attempting to disabuse anyone of the notion that either Protestants or the Orthodox of the East are either simply defective churches or otherwise true churches in any sense. This should come as no surprise to anyone who knows anything about Roman dogma. It is the typical rantings of the egocentristic Roman Church that haven’t fundamentally changed since the Reformation.

Well, my very good friend Tim Bayly has posted a short statement giving a shrug to the statement that the Roman Bishop made, or rather reiterated, recently. One of the commenters even said, “One must expect the Pope to be a Catholic.” That just rubbed me the wrong way, though, when i read it. That’s why i offer here a few thoughts on the issue.

Let me say this to start with: i don’t have a problem with the Bishop of Rome being true to his convictions. I respect anyone with convictions. In an age when men are as weak as water, and none of them are willing to say anything with any strength of conviction, it is a warm sight to see someone be true to what he believes and say, basically, “Yeah, that’s what i believe! What of it?” We ought to love each other and talk about our disagreements without getting heartburn over them, but we shouldn’t abandon our convictions in the name of love, which is no love at all.

Having said that, though, i must say that the comment, “The Pope is Catholic,” (or even the old rhetorical question, “Is the Pope Catholic?”) is, precisely because of the content of this statement and what the Roman Church has always held, fundamentally contradictory. No, the Pope is *NOT* Catholic any more than Landmark Baptists are Catholic! That’s why I never use the term “Catholic Church” to refer to the Church who willingly submit to the See of Rome; i don’t even use the term “Roman Catholic,” because that is self-contradictory. I always say “Roman Church,” “Romanist,” or, to be a bit less offensive than that last term, “Roman Christian.” It throws people off at times, but it really it a pet peeve of mine, so i’ve filed this post not only under “The Church” but also under the category “pet peeves,” because one of my greatest ones is that people refer to the Roman Church (a single denomination of Christianity) as *THE* Catholic Church.

Let me explain the problem i have: Catholicity is the core Christian belief, summarized in the ecumenical creeds of the Church, that that all Christians everywhere are united to Christ in the one body which is the Church. Even Presbyterians affirm in the WCF that the visible Church is catholic under the Gospel administration and that all those who profess the faith of Christ along with their children are part of that one, holy Catholic Church (in case you’re wondering, i capitalize the term because it is a proper noun, not because i’m referring to the Roman Church). However, in his recent statement (and i’m not complaining about it, but i am expressing what is wrong with it from a Christian perspective, not why he’s a good denominationalist) he said that Protestants are *NOT* fundamentally part of Christ’s body the Church. In other words, he’s doing what the Second Helvetic Confession says that the Roman Church has always done: that is to claim to itself, a portion of Christ’s Church, what belongs only to the whole Church, namely catholicity. As Bullinger said in the Second Helvetic Confession, “We, therefore, call this Church catholic because it is universal, scattered through all parts of the world, and extended unto all times, and is not limited to any times or places. Therefore, we condemn the Donatists who confined the Church to I know not what corners of Africa. Nor do we approve of the Roman clergy who have recently passed off only the Roman Church as catholic.” In one stroke, he rightly condemns the schismatic Donatists as well as the schismatic Romanists, because both claimed to themselves the validity of only their clergy, both claimed to themselves the validity of only their sacraments, and both claimed to themselves the validity of only their Church. One can hardly deny the the parallel. It is precisely on the ground of catholicity that the Church could condemn the Donatists; it makes no sense, though, to me, then to have the Roman Church turning around and claiming the very thing that the Church Catholic rightly condemned in the Donatists.

What i’m saying is this: it is precisely *UN*catholic (regardless of how prevalent it is erroneously to call the Roman Church the “Catholic Church”) to claim that any one portion of the Church *IS* the sum total of the Church of Christ apart from all the other parts. As Paul said, one part cannot say that because i’m not that other part, i’m not part of the body. But i don’t think it is any better to say that because that other part isn’t what i am, then it’s not part of the body? Well, that’s the heart of schism! That’s not catholicity!

That is, though, just one thing that makes the Roman Church so unhealthy. For my part, i tend away from talk of “true church” or “false church.” I much prefer the Westminsterian langauge of more pure or less pure. I also agree with Charles Hodge that, notwithstanding all its corruptions and problems, the Roman Church is still a part of the visible Church of Christ, which is why we can recognize her baptism as a valid Christian baptism. I’d say quite clearly that the Roman Church is a *VERY* impure church, but its impurity has not (yet, at least, and trust it won’t) made it no church at all, otherwise we’d be in the boat with the Thornwellians denying Roman baptism is Christian baptism.

So, sure, the Roman Bishop’s statement is very good denominationalism; it’s very good schism and factionalism, but it’s not good catholicism or catholicity, because, so long as that word “catholic” has any meaning at all, it will mean what the Creed has always meant by it: Christ’s whole body on the earth and in heaven together as we commune together through the mystical union we have in union with Christ.

07.13.07

Prophet of Baal Praying in Senate; Elijah Arrested

Posted in Current Events at 21:25 by Trey Austin

You may or may not have seen the incident yesterday at the opening of the Senate, where the illustrious Majority Leader and Senator from the only state in our Union that has legalized prostitution invited a Hindu cleric to pray to open the senate. Well, in what was reminiscent of Ian Paisley’s shouting down the Pope and being forcibly removed from the European Parliament in the 80s, a man starting praying out loud for forgiveness for our allowing an abominable prayer to be offered. If you haven’t seen the video, take a gander.

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So, what do you think? I have a hard time with these kinds of things. I’d like to say that i’d do something like this if it came down to it. But, too, there’s also the point of being respectful to others. People just don’t buy into the idea that we’re a Christian nation, which makes this at least somewhat different than the case of synchretism in the Temple of Jehovah or the government of Israel.

Yet, i still agree that our government should reflect our religion. That religion has always been Christian. Did the Founders of our nation codify our Christian religion in the Constitution? Not explicitly. But my guess is that they saw Christianity as so much part of the warp and woof of our national identity that they thought everyone would understand that Congress not passing any law respecting the establishment of religion meant not creating a State Church like the Church of England (i.e., favoring one Christian denomination over another). I can’t believe that our Foudning Fathers honestly intended for our government and nation to be completely areligious. And what’s really the difference between being areligious and being atheistic? I mean, if the governmnet was supposed to be completely without any kind of religious affirmation, why does the constitutional instructions concerning the time for the certification of elections and for the presentation of bills to the president that have been passed by Congress all explicitly exclude Sunday from having any kind of work done on it or being counted in the number of days for a deadline? That’s obviously Sabbatarian practice being codified into the Constitution itself. And so, if the *FOURTH* commandment has been codified (the traditional Christian understanding of it, to boot, not the Jewish or “Seventh-day” interpretation of it) into the supreme Law of our land, why would the *FIRST* commandment be so far off?

I don’t know. How do y’all see this issue? Am i just too close to Theonomy for comfort? Or am i being wishy-washy?

07.10.07

My God Would Never…

Posted in Current Events, Random Thoughts, Theology at 22:03 by Trey Austin

I came across this article about a young girl (currently ten years old) who had been worshiped as a living goddess by both Hindus and Buddhists, yet who was “deposed” from her position of deity because she didn’t receive “permission” to come to the United States for a promotional tour.

That really struck me because of what we see so often in more liberal forms of Christianity. You know, the people who say that they are Christians, but who also say things like, “I could never worship a God who sends people to suffer in Hell for all eternity!” or “MyGod would never choose some people and not choose others!” or “God loves you just like you are, because that’s how he made you!”

There is a real similarity between what those complete pagans have done to their pre-pubescent little goddess and what some of those so-called Christians do with Jehovah: they will worship only a “god” who conforms to what they believe that God should be, but that “god” that they do worship is never Jehovah of Armies, the Great I AM, whose voice makes the cedars burst to splinters and the deer writhe in labor, who not only counts the number of hairs on our heads, but avenges all evil-doers for their sin and impudence against his holy Law. In other words, they may never be so base as to put a chisel to a block of wood or hunk of stone to make a graven image, but they create an image of God by imposing their own concocted opinions, vain theories, and autonomous standards on their own conception of “god,” thus creating a brand new deity in their own image. And, of course, just like those Hindus and Buddhists with their troglodite religiosity, they will jettison even that god they have created by their own act of fiat if he (or she!) doesn’t satisfy them and do just as they please. That’s really, i think, the most ironic thing: they got rid of Jehovah because he wouldn’t cooperate with them, but even the false gods with whom they replace him won’t cooperate with them—and those gods are their own creations!

Whenever i hear some crazy Christian say something like “I could never believe in a God who sends people to Hell for all eternity!” or “My God would never choose to save some people and not others!”, i always think about one of my college professors at North Greenville University. The Reverend Doctor Walter Johnson always would say to students who made such assinine statements, “Then get your God out of the Bible instead of a cracker-jack box!”

Now that is the epitome of answering a fool according to his folly.

07.09.07

Commitments, Commitments

Posted in My Life at 11:17 by Trey Austin

I have promised for over a week now that i would respond to the question of why i’m no longer a Baptist. One fellow in the comments section has taken me to task about what he claims is the unbiblical nature of infant baptism, which i embraced in becoming a Covenantal Presbyterian. I still do intend to respond to this and give an answer, but the difficulty has been that i was out of town in Myrtle Beach last week (and the place where we stayed had no reliable wifi connection), and this week, i am both finalizing plans for our presbytery’s summer camp (i’m the director), which starts next week, and i am chairman of the court records committee in our presbytery, and we have a meeting Saturday. In both cases, i’m coming upon a crisis: i can’t get my committee members who have evaluated the court records for sessions to respond to me and let me know if they’ve even gotten their records, much less that they’ve evaluated them; and i can’t get any volunteers to work as counselors for the camp that will probably have 60-80 kids at it (i have four confirmed counselors—and three of them are teenage boys).

If you think about it, please be in prayer for me as i put the final touches on this camp and am there next week (16-20). And, too, if you’re reading this and would like to volunteer (because you just don’t have anything better to do next week), let me know; we’d be glad to have some faithful church members, even from outside of our presbytery, to come and help by leading and staying with the kids at camp.

So, just be patient with me as you await my respose. It will come eventually. :-)

07.02.07

Interesting Word: “Tergiversate”

Posted in Interesting Words at 7:46 by Trey Austin

From Calvin’s Commentary on Genesis 3:16:  

In order that the majesty of the judge may shine the more brightly, God uses no long disputation; whence also we may perceive of what avail are all our tergiversations with him.

Tergiversate (tər-jĭv’ər-sāt’)
verb
To evade or equivocate; to be deliberately ambiguous or confusing in order to mislead; constantly to change one’s opinion or attitude; to commit treason or apostasy.

From Latin, tergum “back,” versare “to turn.”

07.01.07

LilliAna’s Favorite Frogs

Posted in Uncategorized at 21:09 by Trey Austin

My daughter LilliAna loves to climb up on my lap with my computer and watch YouTube. She asks to watch several different things, from puppies to kittens to birds, but the thing that she watches without interrupting it to ask for something else is this compilation of the Budweiser frog commercials that i found while looking for “frogs” on YouTube.

I remember these commercials, and i always enjoyed them. They’re really good, though, when you can see them all strung together. Hope you enjoy (nd aren’t too offended).

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